The H&W Gang Discuss Their Pet Peeves - Guest Post by Jess Haines, author of the H&W Investigations series


STALKING THE OTHERS BLOG TOUR:   
The H&W Gang Discuss Their Pet Peeves By Jess Haines

Hello there!  Jess Haines here.  I’m the author of the urban fantasy H&W Investigations series (HUNTED BY THE OTHERS, TAKEN BY THE OTHERS, DECEIVED BY THE OTHERS, and the upcoming STALKING THE OTHERS). 

Shiarra has been having a pretty bad time of things lately. She’s here with some of her friends (and otherwise) to tell you about it.  Over to you, Shia!

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Shiarra: Pet peeves?  Like what?  Chewing with your mouth open?

Royce:  I think we’re supposed to discuss something a little more substantial than that. For example, how a certain someone never lets me act upon the clauses in the contract that bind us together.

Chaz:  Hey, guess what my pet peeve is?  When the fanged wonder-boy here tries to put the moves on my girlfriend.

Shiarra:  I’m not your girlfriend anymore, you ass.

Chaz:  If you’d just give me a few minutes to explain, we could get past this mess and put it all behind us.

Shiarra:  That’s great. Just fantastic.  Can you guess what my pet peeve is?

Arnold:  Maybe now isn’t the best time—

Shiarra:  I’ll tell you what annoys me.  That son of a—

Sara:  Shia!

Shiarra:  …sorry.

Arnold:  You were saying?  Sans the cursing this time.

Shiarra:  I hate pushy Others who think they have some claim to me, and keep trying to get me to do things to or for them when they know how much I hate their guts.

Chaz:  Stop glaring. You don’t hate me.

Shiarra:  Wanna bet?

Sara:  Chaz, I know she’s not armed right now, but you might want to take a few steps back.

Shiarra:  Whose side are you on?

Sara:  The side that isn’t wearing their crazy pants today.

Arnold:  I bet those are a lot like hot pants.  Uncomfortable, too close to the skin, and publicly showing off more private details about that person than anyone ever wanted to know.

Royce:  I… have to admit I’m somewhat impressed that you managed to make a convincing analogy involving hot pants.

Arnold:  It takes talent, I know.

Chaz:  I don’t get it.

Arnold:  Well, you see—

Shiarra:  Arnold, don’t start explaining it to him.  My mind is already seared from that mental image.

Sara:  I second that.

Royce:  Shall we get back on track?

Arnold:  It bugs the hell out of me when people call a group of magi “mages”.  It’s magi. Say it with me, now: madge-eye.  Not mages. Not wizards. Not magicians.  Magi.

Sara:  People mess that up a lot, huh?

Arnold:  More than you can imagine.

Sara:  My turn!  I… uhm.

Shiarra:  Hmm?

Sara:  Well.  You know, I can’t think of anything off the top of my head.

Royce:  Oh?  Ms. Waynest has done nothing that bothers you? 

Shiarra:  Hey!

Sara:  Not really.  I’ve learned to put up with her shit over the years.

Shiarra:  …thanks?

Royce:  I see.  And the dog?

Chaz:  Watch it, or you’re taking a sun-bath, fangs.

Royce:  Charming.  Just try me, boy.

Sara:  That.  Right there.  You two, take it outside.

Royce:  With pleasure.  I would love to put an end to this, once and for all.

Shiarra:  I’ve discovered another peeve.

Arnold:  Go on.  Share with the rest of us.

Shiarra:  This is so cliché.  Vampires versus werewolves?  Come on.  Come up with something original.

Chaz:  It’s not my fault he keeps trying to put the moves on you.  I’m not going to just sit back and watch, you know.  You’re mine.

Royce:  On the contrary, dog, I am quite sure that the contract she signed has my name on it. 

Shiarra:  Hate. You both.  So much.  Right now.

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You can learn more about Shiarra and the rest of her friends in HUNTED BY THE OTHERS.   For the next stop on the blog tour, be sure to visit the official STALKING THE OTHERS blog tour calendar!

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Thanks again for having me and the gang over, Star!


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1 comment:

  1. I look forward in continuing this series. Hunted by the Others was great.

    Thanks,
    Tracey D

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